And a “Lying Liar who tells Lies” on top of it.
Can one think of anything more insincere than Mr. Franken’s apologies?
His dead-pan delivery and feigned embarrassment is certainly as hollow a non mea
culpa as any politician can utter. To find something as equally evasive one would have to travel all the way back to 1996 where President Clinton "didn't have sex with that woman.". It all depends on what your definition of "Grope" is.
To Senator Franken it's just like a handshake...but lower.
The name calling, smart talking Senator from Minnesota, always
the smartest man in the room, has been caught with his “hands in the cookie jar”
once too often and has now “taken responsibility “ for his actions…meaning he’s
not going to do anything but keep a low profile and hope it all eventually
blows over. I mean, he's not an "Idiot" like that fat Rush Limbaugh, right?
Surely, the “Giant of the Senate” author feels, something else will
come along to knock this issue off of the front pages of media outlets. All he
has to do is wait a couple of weeks.
But although he wrote a book about “The Truth” Senator Franken has
had a hard time recognizing it now that it has become he who must tell it.
He “cannot recall” how many times he’s goosed the electorate of Minnesota.
Perhaps he’s done this so often he can’t remember whose behind on which day he
has grabbed. I’m sure they all blend together over time.
Senator Franken remembers it all "differently" as if he can't remember what he actually grabbed. She says he grabbed her behind. He remembers grabbing...something else maybe? Or perhaps he recalls being INVITED to grab her behind. Most Minnesota women. he recalls, welcomed him...Al Franken, to grab their behinds! After all, he is a Genius!
Oh, the things he knows! If he could only now remember them.
But don’t expect him to resign. It’s not going to happen.
Senator Franken is going to make the people of Minnesota vote him out of
office. Sorta like a dare. This is why he...Al Franken, is smarter than everybody. He’s a screen
writer, best-selling book author, an actor, a Senator…and a perverted groper of
women.
Hell, he could stay in office as long as John Conyers!
Due Process is now
called for
Now the Democrats are calling for letting due process take its
course. “Let the Ethics Committee do its
work and give us their findings.” is now the call. I’m sure they’ll be jumping right
on that.
There was no due process for Roy Moore. He was just supposed
to drop out of the race for the Alabama senate and wait to be cleared
afterwards even though his alleged misdeeds were reportedly from 40 years ago.
At any rate, the newest allegation is from 26 years ago.
Not Al Franken’s allegations. They’re fresh. He’s fresh. It’s
all just so…fresh.
You know, Al Franken reminds me of that nerdy kid you knew in high school, short with glasses, who never could get girls to give him the time of day despite helping them with their homework all the time. He HATED the captain of the football team because he was a dumb jock who got all the chicks and he, the boy genius, couldn't get one to remember his name. "Well!" I can hear a young Al Franken vowing, "One day I'll make them envy me!"
But nobody ever did, especially now.
But ultimately Senator Franken isn’t going anywhere in a hurry and
perhaps that will be a good thing in the long run for Roy Moore should he prove
victorious in Alabama. How are the Republicans not going to seat him and stare
at him...Al Franken, sitting there in the Senate? The Republicans need the votes as badly as
the Democrats do.
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